h0metowngl0ry:

I would rather volunteer for the hunger games than get my exam results tomorrow

(via fuckitforgendry)

nasturbate:

jaclcfrost:

hey do you want to go… out… out s…. outside. outside. do you want to go outside. there are plants out there. grass. trees. some flowers. leaves. birds. rocks. cool outside things. we could go out… side…… together……. and hold…… birds… maybe kiss… a leaf…….

grab a handful of leaves and fist me

(via cutepoptarts)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

koalatea:

me accepting compliments

  • "omg thank you"
  • "aw thank you"
  • "omg ily"
  • "ily omg"
  • "aw thank you omg ily"

(Source: koalatea, via expects)

kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

(via fuckinghateyourguts)

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via life-is-pizza)